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Michael Santiago of New Jersey is the talk among many in the community. He works on cars, teaches others to modify, fabricate, and fix common repairs to full on engine building. He drives a Subaru Impreza WRX STI, with a fully built turbocharged motor. He is well known to have a highly modified car from the noise you here of the boxer rumble to the shinny wheels and liquid wrap that was applied to the exterior. The PLOT thickens when he never takes it to the track..EXPLOITED!

At the age of 12, Michael had a BMX bike. During a session of riding with his "boys", he wrecked his bike. He did not have the money to fix his bike. He had to save up and wait 3 months to finally fix his bike. During that time, he became depressed, fixated on TV shows, and became a "Brony" as became older. A "Brony" is a person with an obsession with "My Little Pony". In return as a child, he wanted to show off his bike like a little Pony. As he became older the trend continued..

With 670whp, and a bullet proof motor, Michael became tempted on many occasions to take his car to the track to see what it will run. But the inner "Brony" has held him back. He just wants to show off his magical pony and not ride it. Many of his friend tease him, but that was no match for the inner "brony".

For more information contact him on websites or forums such as nasioc.com and mlpforums.com or poniverse.net.

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