FedEx Driver Wins Hostess Twinkie Eating Contest During His Daily Route Stop

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Lionel Bradberry of Indianapolis, In was praised on Monday, October 24, 2016 at the Hostess Brands for devouring 99 twinkies in 30 minutes during the Hostess Brands Showdown at the Hostess Brands plant on Indy's Eastside.

Plant Manager Golden Twinkle says, "Bradberry is new to the route, but is a fun and interactive guy" and when they asked him to participate in the event he couldn't take "no" for an answer.

Bradberry participated with 14 other plant workers, some of which have been participating in the eating contest for over 20 years. "It was no surprise he beat me", says Cream Filled. "He looks like he loves snacks!". Cream Filled guzzled down 20 Hostess Ding Dongs in 10 minutes last year. She says, she'll be ready for him next year if he shows up.

Bradberry took home the winning prize of 50 boxes of assorted Hostess snacks and the 2016 Twinkie Made Championship Belt. When asked if the contest held up other route stops Bradberry told our news reporter, "No way, I was able to make it to all stops with at least a 5 min delay." His supervisor was unaware of the event until he heard the news from a cousin of the plant who was angered that he was close to winning the contest. Bradberry responded to all of the chaotic excitement by stating, "I got 99 problems but eating Twinkies ain't one."

For more information and an exciting video, please visit Hostess Brands website.

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