Springfield man accused of causing outbreak and disease throughout the city of Springfield ohio

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A young 25 year old male resident of Springfield ohio was just arrested early Tuesday morning for prostitution. Eye witnesses have been calling the local police for months now about a one Cory David cavins for prostituting himself on the city streets of Springfield ohio. When police arrived in an ummarked vehicle on a prostitution sting the young man said "hey, would you like some spicy honey on that hot lap?" He was immedialty arrested. When the Clark county police did a blood test they found that the young man had 6 different std' s including gonorrhea, anal herpes, and HIV aids. The chief of police had this to say on the man. "I can't believe such a disgusting human being had been walking the streets all this time prostituting himself for the low price of 17.50" "I'm just glad he's off the streets" The young man was reportedly the cause of herpes and aids to 37 men, 2 women and 1 strangely mentally handicapped child that almost looked like John Travolta. I for one am sure happy this man is safely behind bars... That's if our shitty Springfield police dept can hold his loose squirmy ass.

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