MAN BECAME THE MOST WANTED IN ROCKFORD AFTER CAMERAS CAUGHT HIM STEALING FROM AN OLD LADY’S BRA
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An elderly woman who decided to take on a rare outing from her home, got more than what he bargained for in Rockford Illinois . The 93 year old Maria Vasquez , though was accompanied by her caretaker, and decided to stop by a bank in the East side of Rockford before going to a departmental store where Maria where Maria was expected to purchase a pair of some comfortable shoes with the velcro straps. Maria had survived three stroke attacks and was enjoying her shopping day when an intruder came her way unnoticed.
Out of nowhere, the security cameras positioned inside Regine’s departmental stores captured a long-bearded intruder coming right behind Maria and reaching his hand into her shirt while Maria quietly sat in her chair and seem not to notice what was happening. The intruder had proceeded to grab Maria’s $600 that happened to be her social security grant , from her bra.
The 93 year old lady who stayed in public housing had kept the money inside her bra thinking it was the safest place. Maria had needed the money to pay for food and her monthly bills but it took a while for her to realize that the money had been stolen. Immediately, she realized that her money was gone, she screamed for help but at this time the intruder had disappeared.
POLICE ARE AWARE OF HIS NAME AND HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP SOON. IF YOU SEE HIM OUT....WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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