Chester Rapper Robs A Guitar Center For A New Studio Equiptment And Told The Cashier To Hit It
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According to witnesses oct. 24th chester rapper none as Lord G Walked into a guitar center round 4:30 pm told the cashier: "to hit it and run me all the fucking equiptment with no questions and you bet no ask why we getting down''. cashier replied ''im sorry sir we can not do that" so then it was said hat he jumped behind the counter and beat the man with a rusty 22 and cracked the man head and saw beetle juice spilling out. the man then started having a seisuzure and lord g snatched the first avalon and nueman mic from the rack and preceeded to the walk out the door. as he he got out he spotted another man by the name of j-bo a local nobody just a sams mart worker. j-bo asked him did he need a ride and he said yea and he jumped in the car and saw j-bo was drunked and lord g started to hit him with them wasps. and j-bo started foaming spit and blood and asked him "why we getting down g ?" witness say lord g ran two red lights and and sped until he pulled up at the kind circle looking for a man name Julian Ware. he walked in the king circle and asked wade was jew there? and he say ju walking from the parking he approached his lexus and hit em with a tru g knock out and sped off. if you have any information regardless this man call crime stoppers.
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