Local Man Accidentally Turns White
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In a strange turn of events, a local man accidentally bleached himself white when the bleach splashed out of the washing machine and on to his skin. The man identified as Leonard Williams was using concentrated Clorox to wash his white clothing. Williams didn't think much of the situation until strange things started happening. Williams stated that while he was at his bank, he was treated differently. He was approved for a loan that he didn't even apply for with zero percent interest and was also given a home loan and told not to make a payment for 5 years. Things got stranger when Williams was pulled over by police while riding around with guns in the car. He was not shot. In fact, the officers showed Williams the stores that carried the cheapest ammo. Williams said that he has been offered jobs, one including brain surgeon even though he can't really see that well. He was told not to worry about it. He also stated that he has received free land titles from the government providing him with 20 acres and an F150 truck.
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