Obama passes law about parents with Full Custody having to give the other parent the child/children every weekend, holiday, and break

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Breaking News: As of October 26, 2016, Obama has passed a new law to take affect starting this Friday. The new law states that the parent with Full Custody must by law give the other parent the child/children every weekend, Holidays, and breaks. Must have child/children delivered to the other parents home no later than 5pm on Fridays. And they will stay until the Custodial parent picks them up at 5pm on Sunday's. Failure to comply with this new law is that if the child/children are not present by 5pm on Fridays then the other parent will contact their local police department. At that point a warrant is issued and the Full custody parent will then go to jail. They will lose their custody, and have to stay in jail until the other parent gets full custody of the child/children. Once custody has been changed then they have to pay $50K per child before they can get out of jail. They will then be granted once a month visitation that's supervised. Obama hopes that this will really help out all the children who he says needs both parents. He hopes that this will help children with their depression over the other parent and for them to grow up a better individual!

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