Hillary celebrates her Birthday!
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Hillary Rodham Clinton, possibly the first Lady President of the United States, celebrated her 69th Birthday today by attending an Adele concert. Family and Close Friends joined her in her celebration.
Adele began her Miami Concert by greeting Hillary with a rousing rendition of the song she stole from Lionel Ritchie-"Hello". As a kickback for paying too much for an Adele concert ticket, Hillary was treated to a hearty endorsement by Adele for her Presidential campaign. The performer showed no remorse for being a native of England and therefore ineligible to participate in American politics, however when asked if she enjoyed the company of the other foreign nationals that support Hillary, Adele sang, "No comment.". Adele also had no answer for why she supported Hillary but accepted the payment anyway.
After the concert, The Birthday party moved to the Ambassador's Suite where it went dead like a late term abortion. Attendees posed for pictures then hastily exited through the Kitchen. No shots were heard and it is assumed that all Democrats made it away safely.