CUB FAN SAVES SOX FAN FROM HEART ATTACK

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CUB FAN SAVES SOX FAN FROM HEART ATTACK

A Southwest side man is credited with saving the life of a South Side Sox fan. Felix Padua noticed after a Cubs Win last night at a local bar that a Sox fan was turning blue in the face and short of breathe. Mr. Padua used his years of experience seeing Sox fans in this situation many times before during a Cub win to assist the Ass-hurt Sox fan and promptly punched the man in the jaw dropping him to the floor and kicking him in the chest bringing the Jagg-bag back to reality. After the incident the Sox fan thanked Mr. Padua, took off his Sox Jersey, urinated on it, purchased a Cubs Jersey and proclaimed The Chicago Cubs the best team in the MLB and buying Mr. Padua a drink. Associated Press 2016


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