MI Clothing Company scrutinized for making BMX badass again.

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Adrian, MI - Melee Faction Clothing Company, a local clothing company promoting area BMX and MX riders, has been under scrutiny from the rest of the action sports community for their demeanor and approach to BMX and motocross. "These dudes, they aren't even super good, they just get f*cking wasted all the time, cuss and have fun and for some reason people love them for it, it's disgusting," claimed Mark Webb. "They don't even do flip double tailwhips and they have no oil slick parts."

Although most people express displeasure with the company, there are small factions of bmx riders who say they support the cause. As Adrian local, Paul Wilson states, "Whenever I see the MF boys, I tell em' to f*ckin' send it. And they tell me to hit em' with it. We just act like dicks and get rad as sh*t together, it's sick."

One thing is for certain, this company of delinquents and their crazy antics aren't leaving the scene soon, which has resulted in many concerned parents. "I'm tired of bringing my 9 year-old son to the skatepark, only to have some out of shape manchild that people call 'Dyldo' try to tell my kid that Natty Light is for pussies and hit on my teenage daughter. These guys gotta go."

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