Music retailers loose Hip Hop recording artist VA Streetz entire music catalog owes Billions
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Hip hop Recording artist VA Streetz from Virginia real name A. Cannon recorded thousands of songs during the last year for various retail stores, including all the major outlets online; only to discover that the music was missing from all the retail stores, no one could figure out what happened to the massive catalog of missing music, with the holidays right around the corner VA explained that the proceeds from digital streams & sales of the music catalog goes to help his pockets & various charities he supports, like M.E. an organization close to his heart quote: "WTF we gone do now?, These MF's tripping! somebody gonna figure this out Today!" We reached out to XLP C.E.O. Donald XL Robertson the distributor of VA Streetz catalog, he declined to meet on camera but did say, "We riding!" our research team has been looking into this case and calculated that VA Streetz is owed Billions in digital streams and sales and concluded that some mysterious party deleted the catalog to avoid having to hand over the cash. Business Partner and real life brother J. Cannon & Dj Lewy Lew reportedly seen renting 30 Uhal trucks, duck tape and rope heading to music execs office, "this is crazy!" How can this happen in this day in age? asked friend and dope Artist we purchased her album "La Pistola" so we know she fire! Dawn Gun "if that kinda BS happened to me I'd be pissed!" we pulled her files to discover her music was also missing, Dawn literally turned red and spirit left her body. All over the industry artist are scrambling to figure out whats going on checking their catalogs, unfortunately their music is still available, execs all over the country are resigning from there positions saying "we don't won't no trouble from those Cannon's!" Wife of VA Streetz Wendi and her ride or die, Lisa started video taping us as we reported this story Sh*t got crazy! -Dee Ease. Nuths
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