19 Year old Male arrested for assault

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19 Year old Dereck Drake was arrested late Wednesday night for assaulting a 37 year old man in the Sturgis Wal-Mart parking lot. Witnesses say that the 37 year old man (who's name is being withheld) was in a heated argument with his girlfriend when he allegedly struck her. At this moment Mr. Drake had been walking to his truck when he witnessed the alleged assault and confronted the older male. The two then exchanged words for a minute, then the female step in and asked both of the men to stop and walk away. Witnesses say the Mr. Drake begin to walk away from the situation until the older male said to his female counterpart that once they got home they would finish what got interrupted, it was at this moment that the female said she was leaving and attempted to walk away but was restrained by the male and then struck again before being forced into the vehicle by him. At this moment Mr. Drake stepped in again by grabbing the older male and forcing him away from the female before striking the male once. Witnesses say that Mr. Drake told the older male that he needed to leave the female alone and go home, this caused a reaction from the older male that resulted in him coming after Me. Drake. The two exchanged in blows until the Sturgis Police showed up about a minute after Mr. Drake struck the older male. The older male is pressing charges against Mr. Drake and we are yet to know if the female is pressing charges against her boyfriend. More information is still being collected.

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