Presient Obama Signs Petition To Ban Shad Bow Wow Moss From the Entire State Of Ohio as Of October 2016

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Child Star Former SosoDef Artist Shad Bow Wow Moss Had Very Unwelcoming Homecoming This week When Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers Accepted their Championship Rings & Banner. Celebs from All Across the world Came to Celebrate Cleveland's Championship Well Mr Shad Bow Wow Moss thought It would be a Great Idea to Return to His Birth State?that he hasnt been to IN YEARS He hasnt Gave a turkey away no Back to school for kids ABSOLUTELY NOTHING????????????????Negative the People Of Have Spoken! We as the People of Ohio Release Bow wow of Any Claiming of Ohio as a State Record Label or Staff He is Now a free Agent his birth certificate is No Longer On file in the State Of Ohio All of his movies will No Longer be on File in the state of Ohio for viewing Rental or purchase Period. All of His music is no Longer searchable in any area of Ohio the Current Mayor States and I quote We're sad that it had to come to this But the guy doesnt even know what streets Intersect in Our City he cant be one of Us. (End Quote) and Out poor of Comments on a Recent Picture with Bow wow Standing in front od a lebron james picture Expresses the true feelings of those Native Ohioans and they Dont seem Pleaseed. today President Barack Obama declared bow wows Birth certicate Be revoked and He is no Longer aloud to Drive past Kentucky state lines if he steps one Air Jordan on Ohio Soil it is violating the rights of Real Ohioans and he will ne sentenced to be Cained 10 Slaps across his bare Ass and Deported back to His Native Land?

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