27 Year Old Man Attacked By 'Killer Clown' In Greylees, Lincolnshire

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A man has been attacked by a killer clown in a small housing area called Greylees which is located in Lincolnshire. The man said he was walking his dog near the local park and he saw a tall big figure in the woods and his dog started to bark and before he knew a 'killer clown' ran out at him in a full clown outfit doing a creepy laugh, took him to the ground and told him he is going to kill everybody that enters the abandoned mental asylum, then the clown got up and ran off.

The mental asylum is known as Rauceby Hospital, originally called Kesteven County Asylum, is a now-defunct mental institution in the parish of Quarrington, Lincolnshire, England. Building work was commenced in 1897, the facility was completed and opened in 1902. After changing hands and names several times the main hospital building was closed in 1998 and abandoned for several years. From 2004 parts of the site underwent redevelopment to convert it into private housing. Often kids and teenagers are found going inside the asylum and police are urging parents to make sure they tell their children not to go in the asylum after the threats from the 'killer clown.'

The security company that stops intruders breaking into the asylum are yet to make a statement.

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