Local Rappers Wanted for Murder
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Tyler "Tiny T" Linen and Hahssan "Yuddy" Carter-Jackson are wanted for the murder of Dalé Swindell and the dissapearnce of Joshua Dorvil. They recently dropped a diss track named "Tiny Yuddy Track" (now available on iTunes for $12.99) in response to rap beef started by Dorvil. Dorvil has yet to be seen since the hot new track arrived. Close friend and son of Dion Boyd, Sean Sweeney commented on the matter, "Yeah it was all fun and games when they said they were dropping a track. Until they actually dropped it and murdered those n*ggas. Should've known though, Tiny T a top 5 rapper and the production and wit from Yuddy is enough to commit mass genocide. RIP to Josh and Dale, young men with bright futures gone way too soon. God bless." A line in the hit single rapped by Carter-Jackson says "RIP to Dale and Josh/Someone get a body bag" is what alerted athourities to the possible murder of the victims. With lines about apple watches, killing Swindell's dog, and Dalé being "all neck" it was safe to assume that they in fact are guilt of this crime. These two rap masterminds are still at large and full of dangerous bars and ready to body anybody who challenges those two.
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