Lad aged 21, named with having the worlds worst pout.
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Josh Beachell, 21 from Sheffield who later in the year was named to have the largest head on a short stumpy body has now also been named to have the worlds worst pout. This has come from a poll that started on January 21st, 2016. He was nominated by his long lost cousin Joe Beachell who explained the reason behind nominating him. "Josh I have known since I was born basically but suddenly he started pouting as a joke and it soon became a habit, it's hard to see and quite frankly humiliating..." Joe said with a tear in his left eye. He followed it up by saying "This is the reason why I am never seen and never come out with my friends anymore". Joe was left as he needed to scuttle back to his girlfriend. Josh's friends and family are all saddened by his new latest title as he hasn't lived up to his family's name. The Beachell family held meetings to discuss the problem, thought of therapy for the young lad but they came up with the conclusion to just abandon him and claim they have no association to him. Josh's sister Jade when asked about Josh quite bluntly replied "who's that". Josh is now on his own living in the rivelin allotments with no family or friends... we're saddened by this story. If you yourself have experienced any problems like this then please get in touch. If you are willing to help Josh, we advise you not too for your own safety.
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