This dog takes a bite out of crime

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Newly adopted dog,Tito Espinosa is just your typical dog who loves walks, treats and sleeping in his owners bed but there is a part of Tito that isn't like most dogs, he is secretly a fighter underneath all that fluff he calls his fur. Recently his owner, Michelle Espinosa was taking him for his nightly walk when a neighborhood cat, who was up to no good and always causing trouble in the neighorhood, wanted to fight. The bully took on the weaker of the two, and took a few chunks out of Michelle's lower leg. Neighbors say they could hear her screams from blocks away and locked their doors. The "catulprit " got away before he could be identified by the victim and the witness, Tito.....or did he????
Tito stayed hush about the identify to the police because he wanted to take out the bad guy himself and send a message to any other bullies in the neighborhood. Today Tito is being hailed a hero by Wyandotte Police, he wanted to let his adopters know they mean alot to him for adopting him as their own. Police say he snuck out the penthouse he has called home for a large part of his life and equipted with just his anger and rage, he searched the area alone and found the cat that has left his owner permanently scared with fear of cats, and handles business. The police say their was blood at the scene and no wounds on Tito to indicate it was his blood. No traces of the cat have been seen since the neighbors heard the screams from the cat but there is a search team searching the waters near the area of the altercation.....

Tito was interviewed and had this to say
"Ruff, Ruff, Ruff, Woof, Woof"

Most likely no charges will be filed as it looks as if it was in self defense.

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