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This just in Aaron Rodgers of the greenbay packers just had and interview on Espn about his sexual encounters it seems Aaron Rodgers has came out the closet . When asked about his sexual relations he just went on to say that he likes to be treated as a school girl with pig tails when it comes to the bedroom . He also went on to say that his biggest fantasy is to have Tom Brady sign his speedo"s he also went on to say that he looks up to Tom Brady as his daddy . This is what he had to say when asked why he would love to call Tom Brady his daddy . "" I mean just look at the guy he has everything another man would want even his skills i"d blow him to be able to be called the goat . I mean whats there not to like about Tom the goat Brady . My heart just melts when i see him and its a shame we dont play each other this year because theres nothing more thriving than to see this man in the tight gear " after interviewing Aaron Rodgers it all makes sense to me now that this man has truely came out the closet . I wish him we"ll on finding the rite man to fullfil his needs . When asked of Tom Brady if he wanted to comment on this he just shook his head and he had this to say " I always new there was something different about this guy i really don"t know what to say on how he feels about me but i will say this . "" I DONT SWING THAT WAY BUT I HOPE U FIND WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR "" after i spoke to Tom i got a text from Eli Manning asking for aaron rodgers phone number . So stay tuned folks because there is more to come and i will keep you updated as this story continues .

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