Halloween costumes give Carmel, IN woman superpowers

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A fro wig transforms her into Lady of Rage.
A grass skirt and coconut bra, a world renown Hawaiian dancer.
Pop her in a superwoman t-shirt - and she's able to ride bulls without even holding on.

Yes, this 100 lb white girl from a small town north of Pittsburgh Pa has a very unique gift. She absorbs the superpowers of any costume she dons.

By day she is the transformer of processes, training, and honing employees, by night she is helping humanity, fighting crime, even rapping to less fortunate children in our most impoverished inner city neighborhoods.

Unfortunately, every superhero has an equally powerful villain. An archenemy hellbent on taking them down, infecting the world with their stinky water, and this superhero is no different.

Which is why we are asking the public to help us track and locate hers and help stop his reign of global water fouling terror.

His name is... is Oscar Mayer... and he has wieners. Wieners so dangerously full of headache inducing nitrates even the strongest will succumb to this super-power numbing kryptonite.

We are asking anyone with information on Oscar or his wieners whereabouts to call our toll free hotline at 1-800-No2Wieners.

*Please take no action against Oscar, he is known to be armed with wieners at all times and is considered to be extremely dangerous.


Hope you had a good day and are feeling better Miss :)

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