Woman feeds husband's penis to dog
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Woman(Anita taylor 30) cuts off husband(Deshaun taylor 31)'s penis for watching her and her side chick have sex with secret play toys that she had bought and hid for her and her girlfriend.
This past Tuesday night around 7:45pm in Detroit, Mi, a hard working husband Deshaun Taylor comes home early after getting fired from his job at family dollar that he held down for five years for stealing.
Husband feared to tell his wife of 2 years the bad news. He figured he would lighten the situation by bringing home flowers and her favorite food from kfc. When the husband got home he said that he saw an unfamiliar vehicle parked in front of their 3 bedroom bungalow home on detroit's west side.
The husband said that he felt strange before going in but proceeded to go inside anyway. Opening the front entrance door to their home slowly., he immediately heard his wife screaming and moaning. He crept up the stairs to the third bedroom where her voice carried from. "All i heard was yes., baby. Harder baby. Faster baby" the husband cried to the reporters "so i kept going up the stairs. There was candles lit and the bed was squeaking and i thought to myself i cant believe this bitch. In my house. In my bed with another man. Come to find out when i get to the top of the stairs and look on the bed it was a woman wearing some kind of strap with a white dick attacthed to it. I was in shock. I thought right then and there im about to beat these bitches to death! But then the way she was fucking her i was like damn ... this is kind of sexy. So i whipped my dick out and started jacking off. They still wasnt paying no attention. That chick took the dick out and started eating my wife like she was hungry!!
My wife was moaning and screaming somemore. Im jacking off more. Damn near about to ., you know - but my wife finally turned her head and saw me standing there jacking off. So they both jumped out of bed. My wife asked me what i was doing standing there jacking off. I told her shit yall looking good doing that i want to join. And the chick was bad yo. I said hey baby why you keeping ol girl under wraps we couldve shared this. . So i walked up to girl and started trying to touch her and reached in for a kiss but my wife pushed me and started attacking me telling me she dont share and said better put my dick back in my pants or she gon chop it off. I thought we was joking so i tried again ..." the husband began to cry again. Then continue his story. "... but my wife crazy ass grabbed a knife by the bed and grabbed my dick and sliced my shit with no care in the world!! And so then our dog ran in the room because i guess he heard all the commotion in the upstairs room. So she said "lets see who you gon be fucking with this after i feed it to the dog" and she fed it to him.
The husband cried again. "That dirty bitch is crazy. She chopped off my dick man! She chopped it off! Fuck her! Fuck her!"
The husband is now in stable condition at sanai grace hospital and is expected to be okay.
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