37 year old Cyber Bullied into Elementry School Book Fair
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Charlotte, NC—Watching in disbelief as local comic added another children’s novel to her quickly growing stack, Courtney Tyson has a house full of books and can not read. Sources confirmed Thursday that Courtney with only a third-grade education was clearly biting off more than she could chew at a elementary school book fair. “This slow woman done bought all the shit here—there’s no way she's going to read all this crap, somethings up,” said eyewitness Megan Lobo, scoffing and shaking her head as she noted that the 37-year-old already had a full plate of collard greens in her hand after selecting Mr. Popper’s Penguins and Stuart Little. “Jesus Christ, now she’s grabbing Bridge To Terabithia! The Hell? Who does this little baldheaded non reading heffa think he is?” At press time, sources confirmed the comedian had finally confessed she was bullied by online sex chat buddy, a 57 year old comedian from old episodes of Def Comedy Jam threatended to beat her up cyberly if she didn't buy him the books he requested.. The purchases were made on Courtney's parents credit card are under further investigation by Charlotte Meckenburg Police
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