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Suspect walked into the Winndixie Wine & Spirits store located on Tyndall Parkway, asked for directions to the bathroom. Cashier headed out for break, locking up the store for 30 minutes, forgetting someone was in the store. When she returned she noticed 5 empty bottles of wine sitting on counter and a lady lying on the floor, who appeared to have past out. The cashier was franctic and yelled for the lady to wake up, but got no response. She picked up the phone to try and call for help but the phone was out of order, so she ran next door to Winndixie for help, but upon her return, the lady was gone. Surveillance camera shows the suspect in action as she drank all five bottles of wine, while dancing and as soon as she heard the cashier coming in, she fell to the floor and pretended to be unconscious and when the cashier left to go next door, the suspect lifted her headed, looking around to see if the coast was clear, grabbed 2 more bottles of wine and fled the scene. We need your help. Suspect is a black female, in her mid 30's early 40's (we can't reveal her weight, cause we here at wmbb know that black women dont play that shit) however, she appeared to be wearing a Burger King managers uniform. If you have any information as to who this woman is, please call Bay County Crime Stoppers at 123-4567.
bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.
new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.
two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.