Disorderly Conduct
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Suspect walked into the Winndixie Wine & Spirits store located on Tyndall Parkway, asked for directions to the bathroom. Cashier headed out for break, locking up the store for 30 minutes, forgetting someone was in the store. When she returned she noticed 5 empty bottles of wine sitting on counter and a lady lying on the floor, who appeared to have past out. The cashier was franctic and yelled for the lady to wake up, but got no response. She picked up the phone to try and call for help but the phone was out of order, so she ran next door to Winndixie for help, but upon her return, the lady was gone. Surveillance camera shows the suspect in action as she drank all five bottles of wine, while dancing and as soon as she heard the cashier coming in, she fell to the floor and pretended to be unconscious and when the cashier left to go next door, the suspect lifted her headed, looking around to see if the coast was clear, grabbed 2 more bottles of wine and fled the scene. We need your help. Suspect is a black female, in her mid 30's early 40's (we can't reveal her weight, cause we here at wmbb know that black women dont play that shit) however, she appeared to be wearing a Burger King managers uniform. If you have any information as to who this woman is, please call Bay County Crime Stoppers at 123-4567.
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