Ranger Fan Shocked and Dismayed That MSG Urinal Cakes Are Not For Eating
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Ranger Fan Tony "The Stash" Previte is shocked upon finding out that urinal cakes at MSG are not for consumption. This comes after authorities at the Health Department found Mr
Previte double fisted with urinal cakes, shoving them in his mouth 2 and 3 at a time, and took the time out to explain what the meaning of the word "consumption" means.
Upon being reached for comment on his tricycle Mr Previte stated, "Hey, that con-sumpten, is a big freaking word. I'm a freaking Ranger fan, we don't like no big words. And let me tell you something else, those united-nation cakes taste freaking awesome. They are my favorite dessert right up there with tiramisu. Health department smelt department, us Ranger fans eat what we want. Plus they really bring out the fullness in my stash and they are the same color as the Ranger's jerseys! FREAKING AWESOME BA-BY!"