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Grumpy Grandfather News:

Robert Charles Henry Junior has been changed on the following offence. Annoying his family in the first degree. According to witnesses at the scene Mr. Henry threw the television remote control across his livingroom, because his wife and son had told him time and time again to stop bitching about the election and Donald Trump. This is not Mr. Henry's first offense. Mr. Henry had been previously detained and this is a direct quote from Mr. Henry's daughter " Spazzed out because mom didn't buy him a comb." Had Mr. Henry payed any attention to the movie 'Stand By Me'. A film that his grandchildren adored growing up; he would have known that you don't need a comb when you don't have any hair.


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