Woman arrested for molesting innocent animal
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Shirley Derbyshire who lives and works in Blackburn was arrested for being indecent with a Yorkshire terrier last night neighbours caught her in her back garden having sec with the dog and say they could not believe what they were witnesing, police attended her home to question mrs Derbyshire on the incident which she replied "I haven't had a good lay like it in years" officer Johnson was disgusted with the response and she is currently on bail for the offence and will be placed on trail December this year. The officer said Mrs Derbyshire will hopefully get what she deserves dogs don't deserve this treatment and will be placed on the sex affenders list towards live animals and she will not be aloud to own a pet ever again. Mrs Derbyshire was very open about the charges and shouted in the station to my colleuge who owns a dog "how much for mut on my poochtang" and was violently shaking her tounge up and down towards him.
It is outrageous how people like this are walking the streets but justice will be done for the little Yorkshire terrier "Toni" who is now in therapy trying to get over the ordeal.
Left picture of little Toni and right is Shirley Derbyshire of Blackburn
If any one eles has been effected by this please don't hesitate to call 08001111 for help and advice.
Reporter sally jenson
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