Blackpool's Grandaddy & Nanny Trumbell by royal appointment at the palace
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IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED that Blackpool based children's entertainers Grandaddy & Nanny Trumbell have been chosen to appear at Buckingham Palace in London to entertain younger members of the royal family during next year's Summer holidays.
A palace spokesman has confirmed that the Blackpool duo were the first choice for the royal youngsters after they spotted them on a television show about children's entertainers "the children saw them on tv and immediately asked their grandmother (HRH Queen Elizabeth) if she could get Grandaddy & Nanny Trumbell for their junior Summer garden party" said a spokesman from the royal household.
"We got the call out of the blue" said a smiling Nanny Trumbell, "I asked Grandaddy to check our diary and the date was available" she added.
Grandaddy & Nanny Trumbell still have a few dates available if you want your prince or princess to be entertained. "It's just a £10 deposit and we can get them in the diary for an available date" explained Grandaddy Trumbell, "though weekend dates do get booked up very fast so do not leave it too late or you could be disappointed" he added.
We asked Grandaddy & Nanny Trumbell what they would be doing at the parties, "comedy magic, slapstick comedy, party games, music, balloon models, and of course lollipops for any child that is allowed to have them" explained the comedy duo.
"We wear just a little make up so the vast majority of children, even toddlers, feel comfortable when we are around" said Grandaddy Trumbell, "the reviews on our facebook page say it all, just page after page of 5 stars with comments that would make any entertainer proud" he added.
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