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This week in the every now and then oaklawn news. With all this clown talk around the area the OL crew has been searching high and low for a clown in the dangerous 103-99 blocks. They even took it far as playing clown music when the clown was in the car the whole time???? RED! Other news Dr Dre and Miche'le I mean 6 n Daje haven't been arguing lately ????. Red has been a fu nigga lately to us but D sucking rico and his Odell ass friend Nathiel. Brandon has been trying to take on the dog role but the love phil jackson triangle offense of Taylor n Maya has just been taking a tole on Brandon. Khali has been a snapchat SENSATION he blew up over night with those jokes. Tone has been killing the mypark games with 6 those 2 gents are hell of a 2k players. And last but finally KWAZI BOY YA CRAZY! Woah there's this loud disturbance outside the studio... Woah he's coming in. ITS LEO Big Ass! What's up Ol news What the Ol Been On. Anyways Yea kwasi I know all yo fckn tricks lil nigga you been sticking yo meat in my bitch jaw bone huh? Thats prolly yo ass who was blowing at me on sc last night i damn near lost my life after all the times i took yo fat ass to wendys i shouldve let lil red drive to orland that day and crash with u in the car its ok though ima be back! Woah that's a huge ass nigga! Anywho now with the 2 college students Sully was reportedly creating porns???? On snapchat that guy has been going bonkers since leaving the Ol 2 months ago and tdawg is catching a flight to come home today to find that eric has been sleeping in his bed but THATS ALL FOLKS????????????

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    two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.