Not Giving Up My Dre Beats

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Real Reason Michel'le Resurfaced
So, are we really going to not talk about how convenient it is that only months after Straight Outta Compton achieves national success Michel'le decides to tell her "story"? Why now? What's her agenda? Why bring up something that happened over 20 years ago? Does she need money?

Clearly she needs money.

Why else would a dried up, washed out 90's one hit wonder/arguably two hit wonder feel the need to bring up 20 year old abuse allegations against one of the biggest and most influential producers ever. Was she mad that her portrayal in the movie wasn't to her standards? Did R&B Divas not pay her enough? She should be grateful that she was even considered to be a part of the show. If it weren't for R&B Divas, nobody would even remember who she is. All she did was fuck any and everybody she thought could give her a come up, get pregnant and do drugs. She's just jealous because Dre dropped her ass for another woman. And why hasn't his wife or any other woman accused Dre of being such an abusive person? And if he was so abusive why did she stay with him? Then she messes with Suge? Seems likes she enjoyed the abuse to me. I mean, you go from one "abusive" jerk to an even more "abusive" jerk, then she had kids with them? What is her angle here? Her kids are grown, the child support wave has run its course.

Come on now. Are we really doing this right now? Are we really going to sit here and let this woman, who obviously is still very much bitter about her failed career, tarnish the name of a man who basically helped put the West Coast on the map? Where is her proof? Where are her witnesses? Who can vouch for all of this besides her? All she is doing is making herself look bad and desperate for attention. I'm not giving up my Beats By Dre headphones either. Fuck that. Those are the best damn headphones I've ever had.

Bye'Chel'le????

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