Michael Jackson's 1 Fan Buys Neverland Ranch
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As rumors swirled about Michael Jackson's infamous home being for sale, one fan went into action. "I just couldn't imagine his home, that he took so much pride in, being in the hands of someone that could turn it into a strip mall", declared Joi Mitchell, a native Detroiter. She decided to take her heartfelt concern to gofundme.com. The initial asking price for the home was $10 million dollars. "It started off as a joke. I didn't think people would actually donate. But, as the momentum grew and grew, people really started championing for me." Joi has received close to $75 million dollars in donations. She plans on turning Neverland Ranch into a Michael Jackson Museum. There is also talks of a state of the art studio and adding a non-profit entity to help sick children. At a press conference in Ecino, CA holding back tears Joi said, "I just really wanted Michael Jackson's home to be in the hands of someone that really cared for the preservation of his legacy and I know I will do a great job." That's an understatement, many members of the Jackson family have come forward in full support of Joi buying Neverland Ranch. "I couldn't think of anyone else that I would rather see it go to. Joi will make us all proud," says Katherine Jackson as she beamed with pride. Joi is currently working out the plans for this multi-million dollar, multi-faceted, deal with top architects and construction companies. Neverland Ranch is slated to be open May, 2018.
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