Man Arrested for Eating Boogers

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Luke Darche of San Diego, California , was arrested Monday afternoon on suspicion of a potential health hazard at an ocean springs restaurant. The Restaurant wishes not to publish the establishments name due to concerns of customers not wanting to dine there anymore after this disgusting incident. Luke Darche was caught chowing down on a lot more than just his Chinese buffet. Customers claim that Darce was up making a plate at the buffet when he took his index finger and profusely dug into his nose as a smile cracked on his face like he'd just struck gold. Customers then say Darche proceeded to eat his booger in the middle of the buffet where everyone was getting food from. The buffet was shut down immediately and Darche was detained until local authorities showed up to the scene just in time. At around 3:34 P.M. Darche was brought to jail where he'll be held on a 10,000 dollar bond. Police officers on the scene say Hayden had nothing to say about the matter, but did ask one of the officers if he could have a "ciragette

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