South Suburban man wanted for "Slapping the faces of women who talk back"
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27 year old suburban man who allegedly goes by the allies of " GOLDIE", is wanted for slapping the faces of women, with his back hand whom would "talk back". One woman stated that the offender had assaulted her on several different occasions. Victim stated that offender would send her out nightly as a lady of leisure, when she would return to him without his money the alleged offender would say " A WET P** and a dry pocket book don't go together. Right before assaulting her several times with blunt force trauma to her face. She even claims that if "Goldie" was really mad, he would even "use a belt" and whip her like a child. Since these claims have surfaced the news, there have been 3 more women that have spoken up, allegedly claiming that "Goldie" assaults them too,and there proud of the one woman that decided to take a stand against the offender whom uses manipulation. Offender has been seen several times in the Hazel Crest, Country Club Hills, Park Forest and occasionally the Chicago Heights area, particularly near the BP gastation near Lincoln Highway. Country Club police department are investigating tirelessly to contact the alleged offender day and night, with concern that there may in fact be more victims who are not speaking up. If you have any information on the perpetrator, we encourage you to contact Country Club Hills police department immediately.
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