Shagger sentenced to 12 months
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A man who has been caught sleazing on over 100 woman has been sentenced to 12 months in prison.
Ross Grieve(23) of Dunearn Drive Kirkcaldy was today sentenced to 12 months in prison after being found guilty on sleazing on over 100 woman.
Defence QC Peter Redmoon had stated that Grieve was 'Nae fazed by this' and that 'He couldn't give less of a flying fuck'
Defence also brought 3 of the 100 woman to the stand for the questioning who cannot be named for legal reasons. 'Well a was just in from Asda when I got the match with Ross on tinder and within minutes he was asking if I wanted an Iceblast' All 3 woman suggested that they been harassed with the well known Iceblast tactic. One even admitted to letting 'Ross lick the Iceblast off her body in the back of his super sexy 16 plate Mercedes Benz car'
Judge Phillip Lawson thought justice was done by sentencing him to 12 months in prison which he will serve in a high security prison before Grieve screamed out 'Yer daughters getting fingered when am oot, big yin'
Kick on shagger.
Tam shields(Reporting for Fife Free Press)
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