Buffalo NY Man Awarded $1Million For Extreme Gift!
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A Buffalo ny man was awarded today for being the first human being to detect bedbugs from a distant. Marlo Johnson was simply asked "how do you do it?" he replied "Its easy, you can just smell the bedbugs on some females" Reporters met up with Mr Johnson at a local restaurant and he showed us his remarkable skills by using a random customer for observation. He explained that it's 2pm and the woman was still wearing pajamas and that's a definite sign of bedbugs. He also noticed lint on her leggings and the hair scarf on her head and was certain she had bedbugs. To be sure Mr Johnson asked the lady if we could see her tattoo that was located on her upper arm but this was no tattoo viewing, Mr Johnson needed a close up to check for bedbug bites. As astounding as this sound Marlo was right, the lady arm had plenty of bedbug bite marks. When asked about the marks her reply was "I'm allergic to something. He also explained that it's a strong possibility that this woman is carrying an std also due to the lean in her uggs. Medical laboratory scientist from the university of Kansas medical center states that Mr Johnson has a gift that they can't even explain. Mr Johnson explained to us that his skills are no secret, you just have to be smart he replied. "The signs, look for the signs" he told us. "Linty leggings, the smell of hot weave and glue, bad hygiene, no man, bad kids, white grocery bags on the door for trash..etc" Government officials has awarded Mr Johnson 1Million for this extreme gift and crowned him the King of New York!
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