Oklahoma City man wins powerball
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A young Oklahoma City man recently won the Powerball on October 26.
KOCO has interviewed the man, and was cut of instantly when we called him by his name and he said "bitch call me that again Ima Famous Dex yo ass. My name Popi".
KOCO asked Popi what he's gonna do with the money he said
"Nigga I'm Finna buy my mama a house, invest in the trap house, and buy food for the homeless and make them watch me eat that shit in front of em. Fuck em they ain't gave me shit. Matter fact I'm Finna send a video of me pouring out 300 gallons of water to them thirsty ass kids in Ethiopia."
We then asked if Popi is going to help the community with his winning money. His response was "Hell yeah I'm gone help this shit. Ima buy more guns since the police took my last 3. And Ima stop robbing people since we on now. but Ima still sell this dope you feel me?"
Popi then tried to slap our camera man with $10,000 while yelling "this a privilege nigga!"
this is KOCO bringing you the local news. Good bye.
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