Miami Rapper lashes out on co-Workers
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Arya "Hindu Rock" Khosravi has been a staple in the Miami Battle Rap Scene for quite some time, having had accomplishments in "Grindtime" for a few years the league went bankrupt and Arya and his business partner Ulysses "LMS" Mangual decided to settle their differences and start their own form of league which in present time is now called "Art of War." This is where the plot thickens.. after many successful events Arya felt like he wasn't getting the respect that he deserves and started going after the "chain" which in battle rap terms is a sense of entitlement of being the best in your surrounding area. Arya felt like after winning the chain he still was going no where fast and started rebuttaling insults thrown at him by saying "What am I a Bitch Ni**a?" It was supposed to be an act of sarcasm but the plot twist was yes. Yes his peers did believe that Arya in fact was a "Bitch Ni**a" and it ignited further tension within the camp. The icing on the cake is when recently A.O.W scheduled to have their new event "Survivor Series" 2 days before Halloween. Arya is scheduled to Main Event against fellow "Bitch Ni**a" TG Patron, real name Todd Gross. Within the staff they made an agreement to cover Aryas opponent with lodging expenses but the catch was Arya didn't want it revealed from whom it was coming from. It ended up being too late and in typical AOW fashion Todd Gross did indeed discover that someone he had once referred to as an illegal alien has come to his aid and made sure he was accommodated for the magical night of his return. Arya then proceeded to lash out on Art of War staff and is now predicted to choke in his battle as a result. Choking in battle terms is regurgitating on your sentence and not being able to complete the agreed time limit between both parties.
Further development comes tonight once the event "Survivor Series 2" happens in Miami within a couple hours. Stay Tuned for updates.
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