Breaking News: AP Just Announced A New Conservative Candidate For President.
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Today the AP announced the name of a new conservative candidate in the race for
the Presidency. Richard Jenkins, a native Philadelphian (PA) threw his hat into
the presidential race hoping that the millions of voters who are undecided will
have their voice heard in this election. Jenkins first speech in Philadelphia,
Pa drew a record breaking crowd of over 10,000 people. Jenkins who is running on
a reform platform is calling for a 50 percent decrease in Congress and Senate pay also
stating that if elected Congress and the Senate will also receive Social
Security instead of a government pension and also receive Obama care instead of
their luxurious health care coverage. Also he mentioned that all pensions
earmarked for the retired Congress/Senate will be re-directed to all military
veterans funds and Military defense projects. All CEO's of your large
corporations will have a salary cap of 4 percent of their profits. Tort reform will be
banned for nearly 90 percent of Medical Malpractice suits and cross state line
bargaining for health Insurance Companies which will bring the cost to near an
average of $2,400.00 per household per year. Unbiased money market experts will
take Social Security and invest it making profits leading to a surplus in Social
Security for future cost of living increases. You can vote immediately by
pressing your like button and Mark Zuckerberg will tally all responses.
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