Dayton man arrested for domestic disturbance
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A Dayton man has been arrested and charged with assault for performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend and causing her to have a seizure which caused her to hit her head on a night stand next to their bed. Dayton police say that upon arriving on the scene, Doug Harris answered the door with a "creamy" white substance on his face. When asked about the substance Mr. Harris replied "That's too must sauce from one person, and then decline from making and other comment.
Dayton police attempted to speak with the victim however she was unable to speak due to the head trauma. However, the victim was able to write a statement regarding the incident where she detailed just how vicious this crime was.
According to the victim's statement, Mr Doug Harris brutally punished her with hundreds of tongue thrusts while at the same time inserting 2 fingers inside of her and then using his fingers to force her to have multiple orgasm producing violent waves of orgasms via G-Spot stimulation.
Dayton police department also seized various adult toys from the scene of the crime, which also contained the same creamy substance found on Mr. Harris face.
Our reporters spoke with a few of the neighbors who say they aren't shocked about what has happened. One neighbor who asked not to be named stated, "I've never seen Mr. Harris but the entire building knew his name because the victim would scream his name quite often, whenever he brutally punished her vagina, which apparently happened at least 3 - 4 times per week.
Mr. Harris will appear in court on Monday to face th heinous allegations.
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