Donald trump uppercuts Hillary with vicious fury !
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Donald trump had enough of "nasty" Hillary Clinton when the two crossed paths in Idaho around 11 pm eastern standard time.
According to sources, Donald trump delivered a "UFC /Mike Tyson " style blow ,rendering the former 1st Lady unconscious.
After assaulting his presidential opponent,he then jumped in his suv & fled the scene running over two paparazzi in the process,killing one & seriously injuring the other.
Witnesses from the scene stated Trump "two pieced" Clinton which is a felony charge in the state of Idaho.
The secret service, FBI,ICE,el chopo,Mexico & President Barack Obama & all on the hunt for this billionaire turned knockout artist.
The fbi later released a statement saying they had known Trump was bout that life for decades.
He used to weight train with Dog the bounty hunter in 1967 during their stint in Clinton corrections [ironically].
Trump served out a 12 year sentence with the former Thumb wrestling champion Dog who taught him many things.
"Hand to hand combat,Hair styles,his prison purse,trump was a hardened criminal with the hands of a golden glove boxer" says El Chopo
Hillary's funeral will be held Monday at 1 pm eastern standard time
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