U.S. Central Command Sniper John Metcalf Receives Highest Recognition In U.S. History For Having Over 200 Kills Which Is The Most Kills Of Any Special Ops Sniper Still Living. CNN LIVE EVENT/SPECIAL 9:00 pm Eastern Time./ 8 :00 PM Central Time.
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Don’t Think For a moment this ‘American Sniper John Metcalf’ Got SNUBBED By The Academy! Metcalf never would take shit off of anyone Says former Commander Jerico Morris during a live interview with CNN Reporter Matt Damico. Jerico stated in the interview today that he still remembers the Terrorist who Metcalf shot and killed on a early September morning in 2003 while Metcalf and two other men were on a recon patrol and came across a heavily armed group of terrorist and says the terrorist never stood a chance. Metcalf Shot off 32 rounds in 15 seconds before any of his men could even get off a single shot, hitting and killing all 32 terrorist who were planning a attack on a American Platoon who were walking right into a ambush. Metcalf just smiled when the shooting stopped and said todays a good day we saved many soldiers lives today and then Metcalf said, I'm hungry, now lets go have breakfast. When Metcalf was asked in a NBC News report by Brian Williams what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" Metcalf replied: "Recoil" See Full Report Tonight At 9:00 pm Eastern Time / 8:00 pm Central Time.
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