WBR man on the run last seen saying FTW
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A white male approx. 6'0" named Michael A***** from WBR goes by the nickname "A" is wanted in connection of a string of road rage incidents, mostly on country back roads. The total count is up to 8 thus far and he's believed to be involved with multiple others ranging from livingston parish all the way to west baton rouge. The only thing he targets is stupid people who dont know how to drive and start with him first. It seems this all started from him being addicted to working out trying to "bulk up" which led to endless days in the gym which caused his blood pressure to rise and zero fucks given. So when arrogant drivers got out of line, he would waste no time getting their mind right. When approached by good samaritans in a walmart parking lot , he sped off in his vehicle into nearby woods. His vehicle was later found with no sign of mr. A*****. If you encounter this guy please do not approach him or initiate contact and DO NOT START SHIT. Call the local dog pound immediately as he is considered armed (16 inches) and dangerous (a beast) . He is a bodybuilder with a short fuse. Be on the lookout at your local gyms.
UPDATE:
Mr. A***** has been captured. He was apprehended at planet fitness drinking a smoothie waiting on the asshole that just cut him off to come out of the adult toy store. Employees spotted it was A***** after he set off the Lunk alarm for being too agressive with the weights. There is no bond set but after our reporters had a chance to speak with him briefly he stated, "I dont care as long as there's coffee and weights here" . Stay tuned for more info as we recieve it.
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