Star Wars Episode X Announced

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The crew at Lucasfilm announced that Star Wars 10 would be happening - as if it wasn't going to. "I am happy to be a part of Star Wars and want to expand on the current state of it so far." JJ Abrams announced.

Star Wars Episode X has been announced to be an origin story of Jar Jar Binks to follow on from spin off Rogue One, about the start of the war, but is unrelated to the 8th or 9th instalments or the Han Solo spin off.

On directing duties is Travis Cluff, the man behind The Gallows. The Gallows was a box office success but audiences and critics despised the flick, calling it tedious and predictable. "I can't wait to make a Star Wars film about Jar Jar. I always felt he needed to be explored a lot more." Travis says. When asked about The Gallows and its reviews, he said this.
"I don't care what people thought of The Gallows. Hate it all you want, but remember that I am the one making the Star Wars film. I am better than you."

The film is being produced by Michael Bay, who directed the Transformers films (including the upcoming fifth instalment in 2017, sixth instalment in 2018 and seventh instalment in 2019) and Pearl Harbour. Michael has produced films like Ouija, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street. The screenplay is being written by Will Fetters, who wrote Remember Me, The Lucky One and The Best Of Me.

The film has no official release date, but is expected to arrive in the 2020s.

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