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Federal agents and local law enforcement simultaneously raided a Black Honda Civic across southeast Georgia on Saturday as part of efforts to break up a major organization on Cambered Wheels and Lowered Cars..
DOT officials said the agency was working with sheriff’s offices in Thomas, Grady, Leon, and other counties on some “big operations” that are linked to one encompassing investigation. Ten of hundreds of cars got cited for aftermarket parts installed aside from factory, officials said.
The official, who spoke to Thomasville Times on the condition of anonymity because an investigation into the case is ongoing, said the operations are targeting Cambered and Lowered Cars, in and out of state — including Texas and Mexico — in big volumes.
Another law enforcement source, who also spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the ongoing investigation, said multiple search warrants were being executed as part of a large strategy in locating owners of cambered and lowered cars.
Officials said They Managed to stop 1 vehicle, a 2015 Black Honda Civic. Investigators said after citing the vehicle for being dangerously low and cambered wheels were more prone to danger, Officials found more than 22,400 pounds of fully cooked and rolled eggrolls and springrolls along with condiments and other products in the vehicle, which have since been seized.
Georgia law allows people 21 and older to Roll up to 6 springrolls or eggrolls — three or fewer of which can be spicy, ulcer aggitating flavors — provided it’s carried in an “enclosed, locked space.”
The owner of the Civic, managed to carry 22,400 pounds of product across 4 states. Delivering hot fresh eggrolls to discerning families.
Officials want to warn people, NOT TO CARRY EGGROLLS like that at any given time, just follow what the Book States and you will be fine, don't end up like this guy.
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