YOUNG TIPP TEEN SPREADS HERPES

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It was confirmed yesterday by officials that Deirdre Ní Chaisleáin, (19) of Prior Park Crescent, Clonmel had been spreading sti's such as herpes around Limerick City and University campus.

Deirdre had been caught mouth to mouth with numerous teens in the popular Angel Lane nightclub in Limerick city last Thursday. Deirdre is know around her hometown of Clonmel ,Co.Tipperary for her wretchiness with alcohol and her ongoing antics . This has been confirmed to have continued in her college home in Kilmurry student village, Castletroy on more than one occasion.

A Limerick local explained- 'I couldn't get away from her , she gobbed me ripping the lip off me before I could even ask her about her cold sores.. now I have 3 on the bottom right side of my lip, it's an outrage she's out on the streets!' -

The nineteen year old was called in for questioning by Gardaí in Clonmel this Saturday evening before she could head out yet again for another victim. However, the teen was let go as there wasn't enough evidence from members of staff at O'Keefes, Clonmel to prove her guilty of her crimes. Gardaí in limerick are still on the look out for any suspicious activity around University of Limerick campus. It was said from an anonymous source that her next victims are at Mary Immaculate College.

It's crucial that all males stay well away from this young woman especially in this cold weather coming up to Christmas where infection is high! If anyone witnesses the young teen, tall, brown hair , big breasted , you can contact Clonmel garda station on 052-22222. Stay safe.

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