CBS NEWS: The Purse Bandit -PITTSBURGH MAN DRESSED AS MIME IDENTIFIED WANTED FOR PICK POCKETING AND PURSE SNATCHING IN SOUTH SIDES NIGHT CLUB JIMMY DS
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Suspect Identified: A warrant for Michael Jackson 29, of Pittsburghs south side neighborhood, Arlington Heights has been issued today. Michael was dressed as mime for a halloween party friday night at a night club on Pittsburghs south side called Jimmy Ds where him and a couple friends attented for some drinks. According to Surveillance cameras and a witness Michael was spotted pick pocketing and several attempts to snatching purses inside the night club on friday. A witness named Eric aka E-Money called in to Pittsburgh head quaters to give information on the suspect and his actions of stupidity. Eric is a close friend to Michael in says he has no part in Michaels actions that night. Eric stated that Michael had spent his last 20 dallars on drinks and that he wanted more so he was going to take actions into his own hands. Michael then left Eric to dance on different woman as he attempt to clean out there wallets said detective Aarons. Bar owner Jimmy Dinero said Michael is a well known customer down there and he is disappointed in his actions in that he would never think Michael would do such crime. Police raided several places where Michael believe to be staying. They recovered many items such as phones, purses, wallets,cash and etc. Still Michael is nowhere to be found and where asking if anyone know his whereabouts to please contact Pittsburgh Police Department.
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