Club 69 and Michigan State comes together for a new bowl game
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With all the rapid crimes and killing going on in Flint Michigan The owner of the strip clubs 69 has stepped up to the table with help from his party promotion staff which is credited for bring big stars like Lil Boosie Juvenile Cliff Mac and more are throwing Flints first ever bowl game the 69 bowl sponsored by Papa's, Shorthorn ( under new ownership) and Chip's BBQ and seafood at Atwood stadium January the 12 vs Northwestern tickets will be on sell at Chip's and Shorthorn Nov. 1 Flint Mayor Weaver says this is a great day for Flint Michigan and local business. The half time show will have performance by Cliff Mac , Gun Hood Zeke , Myke Rob, and Hosted by Dom Jones and Pork Chop with DJ C Nice On the ones and two. Come out and cheer your favorite high school on Northwestern is 36 point favorite according to Vegas all bets will be placed at La Familia's
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