Laurel man praises Hillary Clinton's perseverance over Trumps lunacy
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In one of the most controversial elections of all time there have been many points of polarization of American people.
With a large portion of Americans resorting to only sticking their vote with their respective party it's needless to say that many Americans find themselves at odds with each other, facing a difficult choice of bad or worse.
But one man has crossed party lines and broken away from the herd here in Sussex County. John R. Trivits of Laurel, DE has announced that he does "admire the perseverance and wear with all of Hillary Clinton" and wishes that his close friends and family will look to here this No ember to save the election.
John said for a long time he was an avid and outspoken Trump supporter but has recently had a change of heart.
After a fall whilst fixing a bathroom fixture and hitting his head the idea came to him to design a device he calls the 'flux capacitor' and says it shall enable time travel. As he drew a rough sketch he notice it may resemble Fallopian tubes which reminded him of female empowerment. He noticed the Cubs were in the run for the World Series and in a random fashion of word and movie association noticed something.
The device he drew and the current baseball situation reference the 1985 film Back the Future. Which contains the letters C, R, H. He pointed out that when reversed it is HRC. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
From that moment on John promised his vote to Hillary Clinton and urges all to vote for her as well. It is refreshing to see someone use common sense and merit to decide a difficult vote, and John's path to such a decision is about the soundest selection method we've seen this year.
Bravo, Big Sugar Daddy
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