Newly signed Rapper "THE CINCINNATI KID" makes history today as he purchases every single foreclosed home in America for 75 million dollars and WALKS AWAY from SHADY AFTERMATH RECORDS the VERY NEXT DAY!!!

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Brandon Kutchera, better known as The Cincinnati Kid, met with government officials today and was able to aquire an unprecedented purchase of all the homes that remained empty under bank repossession in America today for 75 million dollars.
News of this purchase comes on the tail end of the announcement of Brandon signing with Shady Aftermath Records for the amount of 100 million dollars. Surprisingly the very next day he resigns from the Record Label and because it was an advance digital cash payment it looks like Marshall Mathers aka EMINEM involuntarily just helped eradicate homelessness in America by 99.9.(Brandon still sleeps on his homeboy's couch)
We caught up with Brandon aka The Cincinnati Kid on a job site where he was working installing carpet and we asked him about the purchase of the empty houses and this was his response, "there's 8 million folks needing a place to live here in America", he smiles and continues "now they got 16 million places to choose from" reiterating that all the homeless in America now had a place to live.
We went on to discuss about his sudden departure from SHADY AFTERMATH RECORDS and this was his candid response, "I never once sat down to write or compose a track with the intention of making a dollar", "it's always been about the message and its always been free"... "where it's landed and who it's touched has all been organic.. people share it because they feel they are in the message with me, and well they are"... "I don't care how much money I ever get, I'll always push it forward"... he laughed and inserted "that's why I'm broke already !!" We quickly responded and asked what happened to the remaining 25 million from the record deal... he looked up took a deep breath and answered with a huge animated smile "my children's moms, yea they ain't broke ! ", "went to cash the check, Child Support was there to open the door for me" he laughed and continued "number one thing I wanted taken care of first was my kids, I called them and worked out a deal soon as I heard of the money coming",and finished "they are set for life".
Brandon's bold, but according to his people "not surprising" move to go broke in the name of helping others has alot of us puzzled and asking questions but never the less, it is his life. With nothing more than a wave and a knod he leaves us with this simple but meaningful explanation of his actions "I GET TO"...
You can catch a glimpse of Brandon aka The Cincinnati Kid's life through his music here www.reverbnation.com/thecincinnatikid.

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