Ohio Man Named On List Of Possible Cabinet Positions

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Secretary Clinton has released some names of who she would like to see in her cabinet and an Ohio man made the list

"Zak Rittenhouse is my top pick for Secretary of Health and Human Services. " Clinton said. When pushed more her response was "We need someone who leads with a passion for people and after reviewing his body of work he is the perfect choice."

We spoke with Rittenhouse and he had this to say "I'm honored that Hillary thinks so highly of me. I would certainly take the offer if it comes my way."

Republicans are outraged that Hillary would potential select and relatively unknown person. Even Donald Trump weighed in on her decision of Rittenhouse.

"To select someone as young and inexperienced as Rittenhouse would be an insult to the American people."

As Election Day draws closer both parties are as heated as ever but this issue could tip the scale in Clintons favor, especially with the younger and first time voters. Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell had this to say of her potential successor.

"The announcement of Rittenhouse is exactly what Hillary stands for. She made a great choice of someone to come in and really shake things up which would not be a bad thing."

Election Day is November 8th.

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