Greensburg transsexual arrested for sexually assaulting his friend while under the influence.
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Greensburg transsexual Chaz Wilson. Aka chaz lee was arrested early this morning after sexually assaulting another man while under the influence of ecstasy and alcohol. Police report that wilson invited his Friend of several years over (Cj) lucas 29 of latrobe the victim was forced to drink alcohol that was laced with the street drug ( ecstasy) and dosent remember much but woke up to wilson pinning him down on the floor and forcing sex upon him. Lucas admitted that him and wilson have been partners before and have had consensual sex in the past but recently wilson contracted
A sexually transmitted disease so knowing this lucas refused, however remained close friends. Until this brutal act of spreading a std. Lucas stated that wilson has a very high level of estrogen in his body and that normally hes the female due to not being equipt with sufficient male parts. But do to the level of desperation hes built up he must have finally cross that border. Lucas is in stable condition and will have a series of test done for stds. And wilson is being held at a homeless shelter in Greensburg until police decide what sex to enter him as in the Westmoreland county jail..
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