Julie-Anne Richmond Suspected of MASS MURDER
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Police are on the look out for expected serial killer Julie-Anne Richmond after DNA was discovered at a crime scene in Africa where an ancient tribe was found horrifically murdered.
Head of Africa's Police Force Dante Lámbie had released a statement earlier this day.
" At around 4am GMT time it is believed that 21 year old Scottish girl Julie-Anne Richmond was hiking through the deep jungles and stumbled upon the ancient tribe, it is not known what went down but what can be stated is the female is without a doubt highly dangerous and should not be approached any information should be passed to your local law enforcement"
A friend of Miss.Richmond who wishes to remain annoymous said "She was always a weird one,like not just weird but weird weird, to be honest im amazed its taken this long for her to do something so weird"
Police have confirmed that 69 people that belonged to the tribe were totured before brutually murdered.
An outstanding £3.5million has been offered to anyone that can offer information that leads tobthe arrest of Miss.Richmond.
*UPDATE*
Police have confirmed that Miss.Richmond does not own a passport so are looking in on how she managed to get to Africa.
*UPDATE*
Police have said there are still no leads in the whereabouts of Miss.Richmond.
It has also been confirmed she had after the brutual murders went off to a nearby tomb and had taken off with over 6thousand pounds worth of watermelon.
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